Recently a post was made on Facebook that dealt with homosexual marriage, and how we are somewhat arrogant in our reasoning against it. Let me re-post it and below each fact I will give my response (I love bringing out my Libertarian side)
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
True, but those things are fabricated by society to serve a specific purpose. I could argue that marriage in general is fabricated.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
Heterosexual unions are intended for reproduction, as is the act of sexual intercourse. Marriage has historically been used to ensure the survival of the human species. Any other use is auxiliary and in the general sense of things less important.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay parents are more likely to have openly gay children because of the increased sense of acceptance of homosexual feelings. And yes, there is some social basis for homosexuality, or at least how it is practiced in today’s society.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears’s 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
I know when I am looking for arguments supporting gay marriage the first place I look is a singer whose top song is “Oops I did it again…”
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn’t changed at all: women are property, Blacks can’t marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
Yes, because marriage is the logical next step… Says who?
6. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of the official state religion are always imposed on the entire.
No, but the values of religion are part of the state.
7. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
It may encourage more gay people to “come out.”
8. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
It will. Some people already do. If two men can marry, who is to say a man and a dog cannot? Why do you have the right to make it just two human couples?
9. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
Single Parent != Two “Parents” of same sex
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
Cars and longer lifespans have been applied to all of society. Homosexuals take up what, 8% of the population?
11. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “separate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays & lesbians.
Yes, because the name marriage is so fucking important… It took a lot of work for African-Americans to even get to the point of “separate but equal.” It is going to take a long time for gays to get to “marriage.” This shit doesn’t happen overnight.
Here is my opinion:
I don’t give a fuck what you call two people legally doing whatever. Let two people be on whatever documents that currently married couples otherwise get and let the social people duke it out on who gets to call what marriage. I don’t even want to see the word marriage on government documents, nor “partner,” or “civil union.” Hell, if I have a roommate and I want to file taxes with him because it saves me cash and I get his health care, I’m not declaring myself gay or in a civil union. I just want the fucking tax break.