I’m sending the CEO of GM a Cookie
Session Start (CatalanoNick:Eoban Binder): Mon Nov 21 15:53:10 2005
[15:54] CatalanoNick: alright… I’m going to send the CEO of General Motors a cookie for being paid $4 million a year for many years and still having to fire 30,000 people because they never thought of the long-term reprocussions of focusing on SUVs
[15:54] Eoban Binder: uh huh.
[15:55] CatalanoNick: “Congrats. You get to keep your 4 million a year. Have a cookie”
[15:55] CatalanoNick: will you have your 550
[15:55] CatalanoNick: ?
[15:55] CatalanoNick: I can take photos of this
[15:55] Eoban Binder: lol
[15:55] CatalanoNick: and it has to be a homemade cookie… so we have to take pictures of me making the cookie
[15:56] CatalanoNick: I should buy the domain name “GeneralMotorsCookie.com”
[15:56] Eoban Binder: i dont know, dude, what do you think
[15:57] CatalanoNick: I think it may get me on boingboing.net ![]()
[15:58] Eoban Binder: when cookie monster takes over the world and we’re all forced to speak cookie monsterish, and GM has to change their name to GM, Cookie instead of GM corporation, because ‘cookie’ happens to be the translation in cookie monsterish for ‘corporation’ (as well as a high number of other words), and then GM has to buy the generalmotorscookie.com from you for a rather high amount of money–i mean, cookies–then i suppose you will be able to consider the original purchase of the domain to have been a good idea.

