Dear God, Please Kill Me Now
I am afraid to say this… knowing the insane amount of laughter that this is going to cause… but I think I am enjoying some of the new songs that Hanson is putting out.
They don’t sound like they are 12 year olds anymore. Their voices have matured an insane amount. Even the horrendous “MmmBop” sounds tolerable (I’m never, ever, ever, paying for that song… or hell, downloading it illegally… ever…)
What brings about this sudden change. Evidently they are coming to Loyola. With the only cost to Loyola being a bus ride from the airport and 4 bananas (don’t ask me.) They are going to show a video and talk about their comeback and then play a bit (and they promised to NOT play “UmmBop.”) I may go just to hear them out…
Please commence the laughter now.

